Home Fecal Transplant Kit at the Top of Many Christmas Wish Lists

This home fecal transplant kit is the perfect gift for that hard-to-please someone on your list.

This home fecal transplant kit is the perfect gift for that hard-to-impress someone on your list.

BOSTON, MA – Are you looking for that magical, one-of-a-kind gift that will leave your special someone speechless? Well, with just a few shopping days left in the holiday season, the DME is is highlighting a creative gift idea that we bet you haven’t thought of yet.

Home Fecal Transplant Kit

Forget hover boards; it turns out that a blender and a few supplies are all anyone really needs to make the season bright! Why not give the gift of stool this year, using this all-inclusive set? There is no gift more unique or personal. Your special someone will be dazzled by a set of detailed instructions, face mask, and copy of the bristol stool chart. A full shopping list can be found at the aptly named website “The Power of Poop.” Nothing says “you matter to me” quite like this gift. Stool transplants are scientifically proven to knock that nasty grinch bacterium Clostridium difficile off of the naughty list this season and are sure to charm friends and family alike.

Bear Spray

Show someone you truly care with a can of bear spray. After all, nothing sours the season like losing an arm to a bear. A 12-ounce can of prevention is worth a pound of trauma surgery! This stylish propellant can is the perfect accessory for any holiday outfit and makes a great stocking stuffer!

bear_spray

Thanks for letting us help with the shopping! From all of our staff at the Daily Medical Examiner, we wish you very happy holidays.

2 thoughts on “Home Fecal Transplant Kit at the Top of Many Christmas Wish Lists

  1. Your first gift is scatologically odiferous!
    But what you don’t realize, is that hunters, hikers and other outdoorsmen in Montana would actually love getting the bear spray! 🙂

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