Local Neurologist Stumped by Patient’s Persistent Crying After Diagnosis

  SOUTH NEW CALEDONIA, ND – Local neurologist, John Klinston, MD, was flummoxed this week by an unusual physiologic phenomenon in one of his patients, Paula Lansdowner, who he recently diagnosed with adult neuronal ceroid lipofuscinosis. “Liquid just keeps pouring out of her eyes!” marveled Dr. Klinston. Adult neuronal ceroid lipofuscinoses are a group of rare neurodegenerative disorders…

Google Search Reveals that Iowa Man’s Headache is Probably a Brain Tumor

DES MOINES, IA – For 25 year-old Bill Whishtler, the news hit him in the face like a wet gym sock full of bricks.  Late Saturday night, after putting his symptoms into Google, he found out that the dull headache that had nagged him since he woke that morning was most likely the beginning of the end for him.…

Pioneering Surgeon Offers Amputation of Restless Legs

CALEDONIA, ND – Despite the recent approval of prescription medications used in the treatment of debilitating Restless Legs Syndrome (RLS), many patients continue to struggle with their illness even after medical treatment.  One daring general surgeon at University of Eastern North Dakota Medical Center (UENDMC) is taking his scalpel and bone saw in hand in order to…